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Feb 22

Chat up lines for Women to use on Men.

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We asked our Female staff at Matchmeup what chat up lines they know of or used on men and here they are.

  • Do you have a Band-Aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
  • I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I know I can make your BedRock.
  • Is your name Gillette? the best a woman can get.
  • Do these look real?
  • Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  • Reach for the back of their shirt and look at the tag, then say: Just what I thought, made in Heaven.
  • You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves.
  • You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
  • I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
  • Just say Hi You’ll do!
  • Is that a banana in your pocket or you just pleased to see me?
  • I wish 118 had your number
  • Woah! you’re so hot I looked at you and got a tan!
  • do you work for royal mail [no] [yes] it just i was admiring your package
  • Do you ever sleep on your stomach? *No Can i?
  • Im cold, can i borrow your jacket?

So whats your best chat up line?

Matchmeup x

    Feb 08

    Don’t scare the women away with your emails.

    By adminNo Comments

    A small number of guys on Matchmeup have not got a clue when it comes to sending emails to our lovely Female members. Here at Matchmeup We want you to find your Match, not scare them off, So we have listed the messages you DON’T send.

    1 – Get the Picture right - Believe it or not most women are not interested in how big your Manhood is and even less interested when they don’t even know who owns it.

    2 – Never ask her to have Sex with You! Asking for sex on the Second Email Exchange is completely offensive and rude. Women like to  talk and understand more about people. If you want a short flame, you can always refer to adult websites that fulfill the goal.

    3 - Don’t expect that phone call – Do not think for one minute that using the line ‘Hi sweetheart my number is 07849 577### give me a call I’m free this weekend’ means she is going to rush to the phone and call you. Most of the guys that send this do not even bother to place an image in their profile. So think about it would you phone a random number out of the phone book and offer to take them out?

    4 – Never ask her for a naked picture – Doing so, definitely is an insult. It won’t help you to earn her faith. You can request for her image in exchange of yours but do not ask for the nude image.

    5 – Never Send Nasty Emails – If for example she hasn’t replied to your messages, just move on. Don’t send a nasty email enquiring why the hell she has not replied Besides it’s her decision to contact you or not.

    If your not into sending messages then Please,Please,Please place a photo on your profile because if you do not then you will never receive a message.

    Good luck

    Matchmeup x

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