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Feb 22

Chat up lines for Women to use on Men.

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We asked our Female staff at Matchmeup what chat up lines they know of or used on men and here they are.

  • Do you have a Band-Aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
  • I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I know I can make your BedRock.
  • Is your name Gillette? the best a woman can get.
  • Do these look real?
  • Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  • Reach for the back of their shirt and look at the tag, then say: Just what I thought, made in Heaven.
  • You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves.
  • You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
  • I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
  • Just say Hi You’ll do!
  • Is that a banana in your pocket or you just pleased to see me?
  • I wish 118 had your number
  • Woah! you’re so hot I looked at you and got a tan!
  • do you work for royal mail [no] [yes] it just i was admiring your package
  • Do you ever sleep on your stomach? *No Can i?
  • Im cold, can i borrow your jacket?

So whats your best chat up line?

Matchmeup x

    Feb 21

    Chat up lines for Men to use on Women.

    By admin4 Comments

    Here are some chat up lines that men can use with women. If they don’t work, then dont blame us.

    • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
    • I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
    • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
    • Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home.
    • You might not be the most beautiful girl in the world, but beauty is only a light switch away.
    • That’s a sexy dress you are wearing. It would look even better on my bedroom floor.
    • What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine??
    • Hello, I’m Mr Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
    • It’s your lucky day. My girlfriend dumped me last night, so I’m back on the singles market.
    • Hello, I’m a stranger in this town, could you direct me to your house?
    • Excuse me, I noticed you did not notice me.
    • I read the future. From what I could read in your palm, it says that tonight you will invite me on a date.
    • You should not be always so picky. I am not.
    • Have you ever been arrested? It is got to be illegal to look as fine as you.
    • I am sorry to bother you, but I think it is time for us to meet each other.
    • Excuse me, I am lost. Can you give me indications to your heart?
    • Excuse me if I am mistaken, but didn’t we have some fun yesterday at just about this hour?
    • Hello, I am a thief, and I am here to steal your heart.
    • Excuse me, do you have a phone? I need to call to heaven and say I have found an angel.
    • Excuse me, I like you and I got tired of waiting for you to make the first move.

    The team at Matchmeup have not used these lines at any club or pub and the ones that have are still single, If you have any that work then please let us know. Tomorrow we will list the best lines for women to use on men.

    Matchmeup x

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