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Oct 10

Top 10 Female habits that keep you single.

By KerryNo Comments
Women, 10 habits that are keeping you single

Being single is great – but only if you want to be. It’s not so much fun when you’re fed up with dinner for one and can’t understand why no-one wants to go out with you. What’s keeping you unattached while everyone else gets loved up? Here are 10 habits that could be to blame.

1. First-move phobia

Being born male does not gift men with unassailable self-confidence. Men know that they’re supposed to do the running, and they hate it. If you want a date, go and chat him up. He’ll be too delighted to say anything other than “wow, yes!”

By the way, making eye contact with a guy is not the same as “making a move.” Eye contact, no matter how flirtatious you think it is, won’t get you very far unless you accompany it with “hello.”

2. Playing hard to get

If you want a man to be interested in you, be interested in him. It works, because all human beings are egomaniacs at heart. Treating ‘em mean only makes ‘em go and find someone else.

You know when someone’s trying to ask you out, so don’t come over all coy in the misguided belief that it’ll make you more alluring. If a handsome stranger asks, “are you all right for a drink?”, he is interested. Don’t just nod, blush, and run away expecting him to follow you. If you find him attractive, accept his offer and strike up a conversation.

When you’ve been on a date, don’t be scared to pick up the phone. Whoever told you to wait for three days (or whatever random number of days) before returning a phone call is an idiot. No man wants a stalker, but letting him know you’re interested is the way to win his heart.

3. Romantic perfectionism

If you wait around for love at first sight, you may be waiting for a very long time. Lust at first sight happens all the time, but it ain’t love until you’ve shared a bathroom. Don’t wait around for that thunderbolt of first-glance love, because you’ll be waiting – and single – for a very long time indeed.

If you have a very narrow idea of your “ideal man”, you may never find someone who lives up to your fantasy. Here’s a revolutionary idea: try a man who’s completely different from your ideal. You may end up surprised – and a lot less single.

4. Appearance insecurity

Don’t ruin your social life by cancelling plans every time you get a zit that no man will ever notice because he’s too busy looking at your breasts or (if he was brought up very well, your eyes). Avoid wearing too much make-up, too. The natural look is much more appealing to men than a trowelling of slap. Too much facepaint makes you look desperate, and that’s never a good look when you’re trying to impress.

Similarly, don’t let your waistline fixation spoil a romantic meal. A tasty dessert shared with your date could seal the deal on your evening, and it’s unlikely to make a difference to your weight unless you have a date every night this week.

5. Bad man-choices

Fear of being single often drives you to accept dates – and more dates – with men you don’t really fancy. Trouble is, while you’re wasting precious time with Mr OK-I-Suppose, you could be out finding Mr Right.

Or do you head straight past Mr OK-I-Suppose and hand your precious breakable heart to Mr Toxic? He comes in many guises: the serial online dating addict who never takes his profile down; the self-esteem leech who can’t stop criticising; the rebounder who uses you as a cushion after his break-up… they grab women’s hearts, take them on a romantic rollercoaster ride for a few weeks, then smash those hearts to pieces. One minute you’re dizzy with lust, the next you’re devastated. And very, very single.

6. Low tiff tolerance

Do you run away from a relationship as soon as the going gets slightly shouty? While we’d never advocate hanging onto an unhappy relationship, do remember that no relationship can be perfectly happy all the time. Boyfriends are not perfect, relationships are not perfect, and the road to happiness is strewn with ups and downs.

7. Ex-talk

No really, do not mention your ex on a date. Perhaps you were with him for years and he plays a walk-on part in all your anecdotes, but you must break the ex-namecheck habit if you’re to impress a potential lover. Even a passing mention of your previous man suggests that you haven’t moved on.

8. Sofa-hugging

The guy you’re hoping to meet doesn’t live under your sideboard, so if you want a relationship you’re going to have to get out and start meeting people. Maybe you’re constantly tired or ridiculously busy at work, but if you want a relationship, you need to make time for a social life.

9. Desperation

Men can smell your desperation from half a mile away. If you feel the need to ring him up on your way home from your first date, it had better be to answer his missed call.

10. Relationship resistance

Are you happy, fulfilled and busy with your work, home and friends? Do you find that the occasional fling satisfies your need for lust and male attention? Congratulations, you have a great life – now stop reading articles about why you’re still single! Not everyone is cut out to be one half of a couple, and a relationship is not a compulsory element of a happy life. If you keep dipping a toe into dating but never quite feel comfortable with it, perhaps you’re better off single after all.

May 21

How To Spot A Gold Digger!

By Kerry1 Comment

1. Understand what a gold digger is, and is not.

There’s nothing wrong with a person being concerned about your financial stability. A long-term partnership means depending on each other through the ups and downs, and being financially reliable does help with that to a degree. The difference between a gold digger and someone who values your role as a provider is that the gold digger would deride and perhaps leave you if you lost your ability to provide for them financially. A good person can appreciate your financial resources, but a gold digger appreciates only that, and will not see the relationship as worthwhile if you’re not well off. And remember a Gold digger is usually associated with a female but it’s also men who scour for wealthy women too.

2. Gold diggers drop hints that they’re having trouble paying their bills (sometimes they might even ask you directly for a “loan” to tide them over).

They know that you don’t want to see them get an eviction notice, or get their car repossessed, and you’re a good person who’s in a position to help. But there’s a difference between a gold digger and someone who’s just fallen on bad times. What you should be looking for is if, despite their situation, this person is making poor financial decisions for example spending money on luxury items such as new clothes or expensive restaurants.

3. When they discuss their financial woes, suggest ways in which the suspected gold digger can make money fast.

When you mention the possibility of them selling their luxury car, video console, guitar, diamond bracelet, or any other expensive item that could keep them from becoming homeless or having their utilities cut off or car repossessed, how do they respond? The average person will be saddened and may even become angry or upset, but a gold digger will be appalled at the very idea that they should have to give up their prized possessions in order to meet their own basic needs. They’ll treat the idea as ludicrous.

4. Look for a sense of entitlement.

Gold diggers feel that they deserve to be treated well, and that includes knowing that someone is willing to spend money on them. Have you noticed unreasonable expectations of especially favourable treatment? This sense of entitlement is one of the symptoms of narcissistic behaviour, which has other symptoms that a potential gold digger might harbour:

  • grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
  • preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
  • believes that he or she is “special” and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
  • requires excessive admiration
  • lacks empathy, is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
  • often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her

5. Ask them meaningful questions.

  • What is the best gift they’ve ever gotten? Gold diggers will almost always cite an expensive, material object, not a uniquely personal and thoughtful gift.
  • What’s the biggest thing you ever had to give up to get something you really wanted? What you’re searching for here is evidence of delayed gratification – the ability to give up something now so that you can achieve something greater, later. Gold diggers are notoriously spoiled or sheltered, and have never had to really wait, work, or struggle for what they want because somehow, someone was always there to help.

6. See what questions they ask you.

Certain questions which might seem harmless might really be an attempt to judge your ability to provide. None of these questions, alone, should get you worried but all of them on the first date should definitely send up a red flag:

  • How much do you make a year? Why would she/he ask this question? Because a gold digger is a mobile calculator, therefore every question that relates to money is calculated to determine the percentage of the total amount that she/he believes she/he “deserves”.
  • Are you a homeowner? And what type of car do you drive? They are trying to determine your overall worth and whether being with you is a profitable investment for them.
  • How many kids do you have? Your answer to the question will help her/him determine (calculate) much of your income and attention goes to your children and how much time you can devote to her/him. A gold digger is a needy individual that will take up a lot of your money, time and energy.

7. Search for signs of generosity and gratitude towards you.

After having gone on several dates, has this person ever offered to pay? When you do pay, does he or she say thank you? Do they ever offer to help you in other ways? (And no, physical intimacy doesn’t count); do they cook you dinner when you’ve been out working late? Fix your computer? Run an errand for you when your schedule’s especially tight? If these character traits are missing, is this really someone you want to get involved with? A person doesn’t develop gratitude and generosity overnight…

8. Indulge in a pipe dream.

A pipe dream is basically a long shot. Take one of your childhood fantasies and run with it. Tell the person you’re dating that you’re thinking about becoming the mechanic, farmer, supermodel, writer, [insert dream career here] you’ve always wanted to be. Explain how if you were to ever do this, it would require a significant lifestyle change; you’d have to go back to school, relocate, or whatever would make it clear that your standard of living will go down dramatically. How does this person respond? Do they seem concerned? That’s normal. A good person will encourage you to follow your dreams while simultaneously helping you think of ways to do it practically and responsibly. A gold digger will look horrified or disgusted and say things like “You’re not really serious, are you?” OR they are ready to call it quits and leave because you are paying attention to “you” instead of “them”.

9. Watch yourself.

It feels good to help people, whether you just helped someone avoid becoming homeless, or you’re helping an aspiring artist or entrepreneur launch his or her career, but you have to be careful that you don’t fall into a pattern where your help become the norm, so much so that without your financial assistance, the relationship would crumble. If you’re the kind of person who has trouble saying “no”, or who is intensely sympathetic and compassionate, you’re more likely to bump into a gold digger.

10. Listen to the types of questions you are asked.

Even seemingly innocuous questions like “What do you do?” and “Where do you live?” can be loaded questions, asked in an attempt to ascertain your net worth and lifestyle. In any case, do not answer these questions directly – but start out by explaining your life story. What things happened to you as a child/teenager that shaped the life you live today? A person truly interested in who you are will listen intently and ask questions of a more personal nature – whereas a gold digger will not have the patience to get to know you first; they will only want to find out your current financial position before investing any time in you.

Mar 29

Playing By The Rules…Keeping You Safe

By KerryNo Comments

We all like a bit of excitement in our lives, but sometimes getting it means playing by the rules. Here at Matchmeup there’s nothing more important to us than offering our Members a good time online.

We’ve listened to what you want (NO, not that!) and we’re committed to making Matchmeup a place you want to spend time and know what you’re getting.

Like surprises? Don’t we all, but sometimes we get a nasty shock too. We want to make sure that only likeminded people get to have fun on Matchmeup, so we’re going to be checking every new profile uploaded to make sure it meets the grade. If it doesn’t – you won’t be seeing it!

It’s not a one time thing either, every time a profile is changed or edited – we’ll be watching.

We all like attention, but we’re keen to make sure it’s the right sort of attention you’re getting. So we’re introducing First Message Approval on Matchmeup. All new Members will have their first message approved by us. This will help us weed out 99% of non-genuine Members who are up to no good.

We all use words to help us get what we want – and things are no different here on Matchmeup. But some people use them to deliberately mislead or misrepresent themselves to others. That’s not the sort of activity we want going on within our site. Our new system allows us to monitor profiles, messages and diaries for suspicious or inappropriate activity and put a stop to it!

If you’ve got any further questions about these new features or anything else regarding your membership on Matchmeup please don’t hesitate to contact our friendly Customer Care Team. Simply drop them an e-mail at support@globalpersonals.co.uk with your query and they’ll get back to you within 24 hours. If it can’t wait that long, why not give them a ring on 01753 271286 between 9am and 5pm, 7 days a week.

Playing by the rules doesn’t have to mean taking the fun out of it!

The Matchmeup Team

Mar 11

How to get the best possible profile photo.

By Kerry2 Comments

Striking a pose in front of the camera is fun for many people, but only serious and flattering pictures of yourself should be posted in your online dating profile photo.  Online dating is a fun and worthwhile experience but many singles online don’t even bother to contact other singles unless they first see pictures of them.  Profile photos are so important, that many members will refine their search to only see profiles that have pictures listed.  Since online dating site profile photos increase your chances of getting a date, you need to choose your pictures wisely.

Digital cameras are best to use when taking your profile photo, because they allow you more control over editing your images than non-digital.  Any photos you post of yourself should only contain images of you.  You may feel tempted to post pictures of you with your pet, or you with your niece or nephew, but that’s not a good idea.  The person who stumbles across your profile should not have to question who the other person is in your photo. Your online dating photo also needs to be a recent photo of yourself and it should be a head-shot, not a body shot.  Anyone who posts a dated photo of themselves when they were 50 pounds lighter and wrinkle free will risk being resented when on the first date, the person who contacts you can clearly see that you misrepresented yourself.  A second date might not follow if that is the case.

Pictures where the subject is smiling will get a stronger response than photos where the subject looks overly serious.  If you don’t have flattering teeth, smile with your lips closed together.  Also, even though you are smiling for your photo, make sure that your eyes are fully open and not squinted shut.  Eyes are the first facial feature that most people notice and the gateway to your soul.  Avoid posting pictures showing your profile because if you aren’t facing the camera, others viewing your profile might suspect you are hiding things.  Women should ALWAYS wear makeup in their profile photos, even if it’s just light makeup.  Men need to make sure their beards are neatly trimmed and both genders should be certain their hair is tidy before taking their photos.

Search your wardrobe for something casual yet appealing to wear.  Women should avoid wearing tops with plunging necklines if they expect to be taken seriously.  Play it safe and reveal no cleavage at all for your online dating profile photo.  If you are posting your head-shot, choose clothes with bright colours like red, yellow, and baby blue to help your facial features stand out.  Use your computer’s photo editing system to lighten up your photo and remove red-eye.  A picture is worth a thousand words, and your photo should make you stand out from the rest.  When presented in the right way, the most complimentary word your profile photo should provoke from other profile viewers is “wow”.

Mar 07

5 reasons to try online dating.

By KerryNo Comments

Remember the days when it was weird just to chat online? Well now there’s a whole new scene called online dating that takes chatting to a new level. And it works.

Long gone are the days where the creepy guy in the bathrobe sits behind his computer and pretends to be a young stud with millions. Now you can actually see their face and talk to them online before having to meet them to find that out.

But what other reasons are there to try online dating?

1. You can take your time to find the one you like. No more pressure to find a date before the bar closes or party ends. You can sift through tons of profiles to find someone who meets your requirements in looks and in interests. Than if you feel like it you can send them a message or talk to them online. You can even have a video chat on some sites.

2. There’s never any pressure to get the number or to see them again. If you end up talking to them and find that they are really not your type then you just look for someone else who is. You haven’t invested face to face time with them which takes a lot of those feelings of guilt out of the equation.

3. You can look morning, noon, and night. You can even look from work if you want. No more limiting yourself to the evening to try and find that person of your dreams. Messages can be sent any time of the day without looking like a stalker.

4. It cost less money than going out to find someone. Most online dating sites charge you for 1 month, 3 months, or 6 months. The more months you get the cheaper it becomes per month. Even if it costs £15 to £25 a month that still works out to less than a pound a day for twenty four hour online access. Compare that to four hours at the bar and £50 worth of drinks later.

5. Your chances of finding someone go up drastically. Online dating has millions of people on it. There will always be someone in your area or close to you looking for someone like you! In a crowd of people you may pass the perfect partner without even knowing it but online you get to sift through profiles at your leisure and have more of a chance of finding that person without passing them by.

So if you’re single and looking for love why not give Matchmeup.co.uk a go. Even if you don’t believe me it’s still worth a try. But trust me you’ll love it

Mar 04

Reasons to avoid free dating sites.

By Kerry11 Comments

100 percent free online dating sites have both pros and cons. Everyone has heard of these dating sites by now, and how they can benefit those who seek a friend, a companion, a short term sexual encounter or a long term romance and marriage. Some 100 percent free online dating sites don’t do enough, however, to screen out the predators, and often welcome or turn their back on their knowledge that there are married people and other undesirables posing as singles looking for dates. Some 100 percent free online dating sites are specifically designed with cheating spouses in mind.

Online dating, whether 100 percent free dating sites or not, can offer the shy, the busy, the newly unattached, and those who can’t easily travel to public gathering places the opportunity to meet potential partners in a less threatening and more focused environment. Those are the pros. The cons are that online dating, especially the 100 percent free dating sites, give predators and undesirables the opportunity to disguise their identities and their less than honest intentions behind the anonymous wall of the Internet.

100 percent free online dating sites are much more prevalent than they were five or ten years ago, and as happens with any service or product, once the competition sets in the price goes down and the offer enhances. Many online dating sites, even the 100 percent free ones, now provide not only profiles and photos of others looking for that special someone, but also guide you through defining your personality, your perfect mate, and then bring the two of you together in a regimented format of anonymity, email with identification, phone conversation and then finally face to face meeting, if and when the time seems right.

Geography is no longer an obstacle to romance with online dating sites. Many online daters search for their mates this way because they travel so often and are so seldom in one place. They search for others who are in like situations or able to tolerate such frequently long distance partnerships.

Paying is not necessarily bad – depending on the cost, of course. In some ways the fact that an online dating site is 100 percent free can actually be a con rather than a pro. While free can increase the volume, it also increases the likelihood of dishonest predators and married people hiding their marital status. It also increases the likelihood that business people will join only for the opportunity to sell you their book on dating, or their sexy lingerie and so forth.

Like anything else, if it’s free it will attract more unsavoury folks than similar products for which there is a charge.

Mar 01

First Date Do’s and Don’ts.

By KerryNo Comments

When you start dating, following a few rules of thumb will help you be more successful. It’s tempting to avoid restating the basics, but the truth is, we all forget them from time to time. Dating is about two people coming together to get to know one another and find out whether they are compatible, then enjoying each other’s company and eventually forming a close bond. During this process, there are some important guidelines you should remember:

  • Dating should always be fun, and it’s as much your responsibility as it is your partner’s to ensure that it is. When you’re dating, make sure you do everything you can to make the time you spend together enjoyable.
  • Eye contact is crucial, and it’s good etiquette to give your date as much of your attention as possible. They should feel like they are the only person in the room. Do not use a date as an excuse for general partying.
  • Always be courteous and complimentary. Your date has made an effort to look nice for you, and your negative opinions and comments are unwelcome at this stage.
  • Never ogle your date. It’s rude, and it proves that all you care about is the other person’s physical appearance. This will turn a woman off faster than almost anything else.
  • Always show up for a date, unless you’ve given notice and let the other person know you have to cancel. Standing someone up is not acceptable, and it shows contempt for your prospective date by wasting their time. That kind of arrogance is detestable.
  • Always be on time, and never keep your date waiting. If your transportation is unreliable, plan ahead and leave early so you can be there when the other person arrives. Being late shows a lack of respect for your date and illustrates how disorganized you are.
  • Never be flashy or extravagant. There’s no need to attempt to impress your partner with your wealth and importance. It shows no taste whatsoever to throw your credit card around and order expensive champagne, unless you’re only after cheap thrills and do not care how it makes you look in front of the person you’re trying to get to know.
  • Smoking excessively during a date is bad form, unless your partner also enjoys chain-smoking. In general, smoking in a restaurant will do nothing for your image and shows crass disregard for others.
  • Don’t be arrogant on your date, and try to avoid talking about politics and/or religion in the early stages. You may be very opinionated on certain topics, but that does not mean you’re right, or that your opinions won’t offend the person you’re with. Arrogance makes most people feel uncomfortable, so avoid it at all costs.
  • Never argue or be rude to others during your date — it simply is unacceptable. You’re trying to show the other person your best qualities, so arguing about the tip or whether the wine is chilled enough will make you look like a fool.
  • Be a good listener, and don’t talk your date to death. Listening shows interest and the ability to compromise. If your idea of a date is talking about yourself and your opinions all night, then do the world a favour and stay at home alone.
  • Dress well. In this day and age, there is absolutely no excuse for looking shabby. Dressing poorly shows laziness and will do nothing to make you look good. Furthermore, it shows a lack of respect for your date, who has more than likely made an effort to dress nicely.
  • Make an effort to be clean and smell good. Make sure you’re clean-shaven (where applicable), freshly showered and smell nice. It costs you nothing except a bottle of good perfume/cologne and some soap.
  • Never swear or use bad language. It will make you sound like an idiot. If you want to find the person of your dreams, you must treat them with respect.
  • Never discuss your other dates or how many people you’ve slept with. It’s rude and shows you have no class.
  • Even if you don’t like your date, don’t be quick to give them a hard time. Your partner is human and, like you, deserves to always to be treated with respect. You can still have a good time hanging out with someone you’re not attracted to, so treating them badly just because they’re not your type is unacceptable. Rudeness is not allowed.
  • Never tell lies on a date to get someone into bed or to try to make yourself sound good. You will be found out, and then you will be rejected. Tell the truth, or avoid a subject if necessary.
  • The man should pick up the dinner tab on the first date, and it’s probably a bad idea to discuss money at all at this stage. Many people feel that financial discussions are crass and lack sophistication.
  • Make sure your date feels comfortable at all times, and never do anything that might make them uncomfortable. Also, a man should always make sure his date gets home safely in a cab or by other means.
  • Never try to sleep with someone on the first date. Sex comes later. If you sleep together too early, chances are it will be over before it began.
  • Be as entertaining and witty as possible, and never rely on getting drunk as a fall-back plan. Drinking too much on a date shows that you have no respect for your partner and makes a mockery of the whole situation.
  • Call when you say you’ll call, and never leave someone hanging. If you didn’t have a good time on your date, don’t falsely promise anything or leave the door open. Doing so shows great disrespect for the other person and it’s much easier for everyone if you’re honest about how you feel.
  • Never pretend to be single when you’re not. Telling your companion late in the game that you’re taken is very inconsiderate. Date only when you are single.
Feb 25

Funny Chat up Lines for Men and Women.

By Kerry21 Comments

For Women

Did you fart? Cos you blew me away.

I bet I could beat you at football. [No way.] Give me the ball and you tackle.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

Do you have a Band-Aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I know I can make your Bedrock.

Do these look real?

Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Reach for the back of their shirt and look at the tag, then say: Just what I thought, made in Heaven.

You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves.

You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

Just say ‘Hi You’ll do’!

For Men

Are you Jamaican? [No, why?] Coz jer-makin-me-crazy.

I seemed to of lost my number, any chance I could have yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you think I should walk past again?

I bet your last name must be Jacobs? Because I think you’re a real cracker.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you!

Your name must be Gillette? The best a man can get.

Pick a number between 1 and 10 (3) sorry you lost; you’ll have to take off all your clothes.

If you were my homework I’d be doing you right now all over my desk!

Do you know what’d look fantastic on you?…..ME

Are your legs hurting because you’ve been running threw my mind all night long.

Hi I was just curious because I saw you noticing me so I’m just given you a notice that I noticed you after you noticed me.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Do you like raisins? Well how about a date then?

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I know I could make your Bedrock.

Are those trousers made out of Space Shuttle tiles because your ass is out of this world!

Is there an airport around here? Because my heart is taking off.

Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? NO! Answer - Me neither but it breaks the ice.

Grab your coat, you’ve pulled.

If you were a lolly I would be licking you all night!

I may not be the best looking lad here, but hey I’m the only one talking to you!

If you were a bogie I would pick you first.

You’ll do!

For All

Put your crash helmet on, you’re going through the head board.

Do you believe in love at first sight…or do I have to walk by again?

There’s a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!

Wanna play Pearl Harbour? That’s where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

Hey let’s go fuck and do the talking later.

Girl, how long have you been in the oven, because I know I felt something rising?

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

Here’s 10p ring home and tell your mum that you wont be coming home tonight!

I’m new in town; can you give me directions to your flat?

Your daddy must have been a hunter because you’re a fox!

Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you’re the bomb!

Do you want to go and do what I’m going to tell my mates we did anyway?

I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Is it hot in here or is it you?

Fuck me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

How about you sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

I hope you know CPR, ’cause you take my breath away.

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

I didn’t believe in angels until I met you!

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming

Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

Hi, my name’s Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman?

Have you ever been to the moon? No! Sit on my rocket and I will take you there

If its cash you’re after drop your drawers and the moneys yours

Was your father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.

Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that!

I’m like Domino’s Pizza, if you don’t come in 30 minutes the next one is free…

You’re like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can’t stop you!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Do you believe in love at first site or do I have to walk by again

If I said u had a hot body would you hold it against me?

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear! Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.

How was heaven when you left?

Is your dad an alien because there is nothing else like you in this world!

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

“You look like my first wife” “Really”? How many times have you been married?” “Oh I’m still a bachelor”

“I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.”

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!

You look like the type of guy/girl who’s heard every line in the book…so what’s one more?

Screw me if I’m wrong, but you want to kiss me don’t you?

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you want to go upstairs and talk?

Hi, I’m not trying to pressure you, I don’t want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.

As she’s leaving…….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me.

Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

I’m not looking for a relationship; I’m looking for an experience.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN…How much have you been drinking?

I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

I’m new in town, could I have directions to your apartment.

If you were a pair of pants I’d wear you out!!

I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

I’m a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke

Your place or mine?

Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!

Mean people suck, nice people swallow. I’m nice.

I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under…

Will you go home with me tonight?

I ran out of Viagra. Can I use you?

If you have any you like to add please leave a comment.


Feb 23

How to say I love you in 100 different languages

By admin2 Comments

Saying I Love You in Different Languages

Language I Love You
Arabic Ana Behibak (To A Male)
Arabic Ana Behibek (To A Female)
Assamese Moi Tomak Bhal Pau
Bengali Ami Tomay Bhalo bashi
Bolivian Quechua Qanta Munani
Bulgarian Obicham Te
Burmese Chit Pa De
Cambodian Bon Sro Lanh Oon
Canadian Sh’teme
Catalan T’estim Molt (I Love You A Lot)
Cebuano Gihigugma Ko Ikaw.
Chinese Wo Ie Ni
Corsican Ti Tengu Cara (To Female)
Corsican Ti Tengu Caru (To Male)
Croatian Ljubim Te
Czech Miluji Te
Danish Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch Ik Hou Van Jou
Ecuador Quechua Canda Munani
Esperanto Mi Amas Vin
Estonian Mina Armastan Sind
Farsi Tora Dust Midaram
Farsi (Persian) Doostat Daram
Filipino Mahal Kita
Finnish Mina” Rakastan Sinua
Flemish Ik Zie Oe Geerne
French Je T’aime
German Ich Liebe Dich
Greek S’ Agapo
Gujarati Hoon Tane Pyar Karoo chhoon
Hebrew Ani Ohev Otach (to Female)
Hebrew Ani Ohevet Otcha (to Male)
Hindi Mai tumse Pyar karta hoon (to Female)
Hindi Mai tumse Pyar karti hoon (to Male)
Hungarian Szeretlek
Icelandic Eg Elska Thig
Indonesian Saja Kasih Saudari
Irish Taim I’ Ngra Leat
Italian Ti Amo (Relationship/Lover/Spouse)
Japanese Kimi O Ai Shiteru
Kannada Naanu Ninnanu Preethisuthene
Kiswahili Nakupenda
Korean Tangsinul Sarang Ha Yo
Latin Te Amo
Latvian Ess Milu Tevi
Lisbon Gramo-Te Bue’, Chavalinha
Lithuanian Tave Myliu (Ta-Ve Mee-Lyu)
Macedonian Sakam Te!
Malay/Indonesian Aku Sayang Enkow
Malayalam Njyaan Ninne’ Preetikyunnu
Marathi Me Tujhashi Prem Karto (to Female)
Marathi Me Tujhashi Prem Karte (to Male)
Norwegian Jeg Elsker Deg (Yai Elske Dai)
Persian Tora Dost Daram
Polish Kocham Cie
Portuguese (Brazilian) Eu Te Amo
Punjabi Mai Taunu Pyar Karda
Romanian Te Iu Besc
Russian Ya Vas Liubliu
Serbian Lubim Te
Serbo-Croatian Volim Te
Sinhalese Mama Oyata Adarei
Slovak Lubim Ta
Spanish Te Quiero
Sri Lankan Mama Oyata Arderyi
Swahili Naku Penda (the person’s name follows)
Swedish Jag A’Lskar Dig
Swiss-German Ch’ha Di Ga”Rn
Syrian/Lebanese Bhebbek (to Female)
Syrian/Lebanese Bhebbak (to Male)
Tamil Nan Unnai Kaathalikkiren
Telugu Neenu Ninnu Pra’mistu’nnanu
Thai Ch’an Rak Khun
Tunisian Ha Eh Bak
Turkish Seni Seviyo*Rum (* means O)
Ukrainian Ja Tebe Kokhaju (true love)
Urdu Mujhe Tumse Mohabbat Hai
Vietnamese Em Ye’U Anh (to Man)
Vietnamese Anh Ye’U Em (to Woman)
Vulcan Wani Ra Yana Ro Aisha
Welsh Rwy’n Dy Garu Di
Yugoslavian Ya Te Volim
Zulu Ngiyakuthanda!
Interlingua Io te ama

So there you go you can now say I love you to anyone in the world.

Matchmeup x

Feb 15

How to avoid Internet Dating Scams.

By Kerry2 Comments

No one wants to think they could be taken advantage by an internet dating scam, and yet hundreds of thousands of people are every single year. In fact, the US Embassy to Russia receives reports every single day from people concerned they’ve been scammed by a Russian single looking for love, and the U.S. Postal Service has created a video about the same topic on its FakeChecks.org website.

So how do you avoid falling prey to an internet dating scam in the first place? Take heed of the following red flags and you’ll be much more aware, prepared and ready should someone try and take advantage of you.

Email Discrepancies.
Have you ever exchanged emails with someone you met through an internet dating site, just to wonder if its the same person who is replying to your messages each time? Or perhaps you’ve briefly thought to yourself that the person on the other end of the communication really needs to employ a spell-checker.

Neither of these email discrepancies are cause for alarm; a lot of people aren’t very good with spelling and grammar, and they may be writing English as a second language. But if more than one of the following email discrepancies pop up during the course of your communications, it may be an internet dating scam.

* Communication is vague, difficult to understand or is repeated.
* Immediate (within 15 minutes) responses are received every time you send a message, with no discussion beforehand as to when you’ll be online.
* Email messages change in tone, language, style or grammar throughout the communication. This could evolve over time, or it could be apparent in just one email.
* A sob story is shared early on that changes quickly from an annoyance into an emergency – and only you can help.

Appropriate Responses
It can be very heady to have an ongoing email chat with someone who is focused entirely on you. In fact, this is a great sign that the person on the other end of the conversation is truly interested and invested in learning more about who you are.

Where the danger lies however, is not their interest in you as a person, but rather that they don’t offer any detailed, personal information about themselves in return, or doesn’t really answer your emails in a personal manner, but rather changes the topic with each contact.

Appropriate responses are integral to determining whether or not the relationship you are creating is based in reality and not a potential internet dating scam. Could the person emailing you be merely copying and pasting responses from a pre-determined outline or script, or do their emails really seem to “get” you and offer some sort of individualized attention?

Being asked for Money and/or cashing a cheque.
Most singles who have tried meeting people from online dating sites have come across this telltale internet dating scam sign: being asked to either cash someone’s check or money order for them, or being asked outright for money. The story varies somewhat with each internet dating scam, but the intention remains the same: robbing you of your hard earned cash.

If somebody asks you to wire them cash online – no matter what the reason, no matter how plausible or sad it sounds – don’t. But if you feel compelled to do it anyway, at least read FraudAid’s legal responsibility page, first. It details the ramifications you may face should you choose this route, no matter where you or the internet dating scam artist lives.

Unrealistic or Fake photos.
Although cliche, the saying holds true for internet dating scams: if the person’s photo looks too good to be true, that’s because it probably is.

Of course models, actors and other extremely attractive people want to find love too, and you may very well have lucked out in the attractiveness category with the person you are communicating with online. But if your online date also falls into one of the other internet dating scam categories listed here, then you may want to do a bit more investigating, first.

Related Content: Both AntiScam.org and Russian Woman Blacklist have posted photos and details about hundreds of known internet dating scam “personalities”.

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